I'm not mad about the car accident.

I'm mad about the oatmeal.

This is we have concerns.

Hi, Jeff Kanata.

Hi, Anthony Carbone. Hello, concerned citizens.

What's your feeling on seagulls? You got a feeling on him. Not a fan. I mean, a majestic

seagull flying high over the sea, I guess, squawking. Sure, as they do. I guess that's a, I guess that's a beautiful, picturesque postcard moment.

Sure.

Sure, I guess.

Most of the times you see a seagull, they're in a group and they're mulling about pooping and rifling through your things if they can get a chance.

Yeah, that's true.

I think if you live anywhere that has seagulls, you don't like seagulls. And if you live anywhere that doesn't have seagulls, you think about seagulls in terms of like, I don't know. Like when I first moved to San Francisco, I remember seeing a seagull in the wind doing that thing where they just hover in one place, majestically. Yeah, that's cool. And they're like scoping out the fish below, like looking for something to dive bomb. Cool. Yeah. And so if you don't live somewhere with seagulls, you kind of, you think about things like that, right? Right. Yeah. But then when you get into i grew up in florida yeah i was born you were you know you you merely adopted the seagulls i was

born in it Yeah. But then when you get into, I grew up in Florida. Yeah. I was born.

You were, you know, you merely adopted the seagulls. I was born in it. You were of the seagulls. I'm of this for the seagulls by the seagulls of the seagulls. Jonathan Livingston Seagull. I'm just to say Anthony Livingston Seagull. That's who I am. Yeah, so I'm not a fan of Seagulls for many reasons, but we got a great...

And they poop a lot.

They are poop machines. They work in packs. Yeah. If you're ever, they're at the beach. They're annoying. Yes. Annoying. They're food stealers. People think about the Finding Nemo. Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?

Right. Yeah. Because it's true. It's funny because it's true.

That came from a place of truth right there.

There are all along the beach in Florida, and I'm sure in California as well, I don't go to the beach. I never touch the stuff.

But if you go to the beach in Florida, basically every snack shop along the beach has a sign that's like, we're not giving you more food if the seagulls take your food. Like, beware of the seagulls. Yeah, they also have a sign. Seagull's not welcome, which the seagulls ignore. They ignore it. They ignore. It's right there in front of them. Yeah. They ignore. And let me tell you something, that's a problem that's gone back to the, to the earliest days of this country. We used to see signs on bars that said no seagulls, Italians are Irish. That's right. That's right. And it was a real, we haven't moved past it. We still as a country have not moved past it.

I have a bit of a story about Seagulls.

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