Bird poop facials and toilet masks: Skin care of the past
Forever Ago
Lemonada Media
4.4 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonado |
| 0:02.0 | Brains on Universe |
| 0:09.0 | Are you looking to relax? |
| 0:15.0 | Who isn't? |
| 0:16.0 | That's why you need serenity by joy. |
| 0:20.0 | Serenity by joy. Serenity by joy. |
| 0:23.7 | The most splendid serene spa experience this side of the Mississippi. |
| 0:30.3 | Serenity by joy. |
| 0:33.9 | We've got rooms to recline in, excellent spa surfaces, and... |
| 0:39.3 | Joy, are you talking to yourself again? |
| 0:41.3 | Oh, hey, Rube! I'm just dreaming up some ideas for Serenity by Joy, my new spa. |
| 0:47.3 | Serenity by Joy. |
| 0:51.3 | Ooh, a spa? That sounds nice. |
| 0:55.0 | It's going to have all the bells and whistles. I've put them all in this bell and whistle |
| 0:59.3 | room. |
| 1:02.0 | Wow, I've never seen so many wind shines. |
| 1:04.5 | They make a great sound bath, am I right? |
| 1:08.1 | I'm also training Hermie the elephant to be a massage therapist. |
| 1:12.2 | Let me tell you, his giant trunk is perfect between the shoulder blades. |
| 1:17.2 | Gumpy, the living pile of old chewing gum, is helping by waxing eyebrows and big toes. |
| 1:23.3 | I also do nose hair extensions. |
| 1:26.0 | Perfect job for him. |
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