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We Have Concerns

Bird Detectives

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

When birds collide with airplanes, their remains are sent to a special lab in Washington, DC. There, an elite team of avian detectives works to identify the exact type of bird to help prevent future catastrophes. Jeff and Anthony discuss the science behind the role of forensic ornithologist.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And the America is going to be the coolest and normalest place in the world. This I vow.

0:21.6

This is we have concerns.

0:23.2

Hi Jeff Kanata.

0:24.4

Hi Anthony Carbone.

0:25.8

Hello, Concerned Citizens,

0:27.8

and hello to a cool America where everything is just gonna be

0:32.1

more and more chill every day.

0:34.0

Anthony, it's been a minute since we talked about

0:39.0

burbs, our favorite, our favorite flying creatures.

0:42.0

I don't trust him. No we don't we we talk about their

0:45.6

pranks. The bird pranks common we've cataloged them as best we can here on we have

0:51.1

concerns. I think Jeff and I know that we've we've gone so we have

0:55.0

gone so far as to as to

0:57.0

hinted this but I don't know if we've ever said it out loud

1:01.0

I think birds are purposely acting dumber than they are.

1:05.0

Yeah, that's part of their prankery.

1:07.0

That's part of their prankery.

1:08.0

They're so smart and they're like,

1:10.0

look at me, I'm a bird.

1:11.0

And it's like, I know I'm on to you bird. I get what you're doing.

1:14.0

Dude, birds are 100% I even think that when like they're given those tests to crows and

1:20.8

it's like can you put a stick into a lusite cube that will raise a walnut to you and the bird's like

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