Hello, everybody and welcome to Rose Pricks.

We are here.

We've survived this episode

of what are we even watch it?

What are we even?

Bachelor in Paradise,

I don't know what show this is.

Last time we called it,

what show am I even on?

But what I was genuinely concerned about all the contestants, how they're being forced

into some sort of like, okay, they've been there, not even three weeks.

Right.

Literally two weeks, two weeks and some change.

And everybody is like berating themselves for not feeling in love

enough, not being ready to get married. Like what is how? What is this? And that's what it's always

sort of been. I mean, it's less time than I guess what it used to be. I mean, I guess we used to do a

month or so. I don't know how long we used to do these

islands. I really am not sure how long they used to do this. But yeah, no, it's absolutely absurd.

The entire premise is absurd. And I've said this. You and I go back and forth on this because

the premise of love is blind is brilliant. They take their time with it. It just doesn't, the execution of it doesn't work for me. Does that make sense? But the idea of it makes sense. Like, oh, we don't even know each other. Let's get to know each other. Then we'll see if there's chemistry. Right. I mean, that's kind of fun. And they take their time and they have to go on vacation and then they move in. But they have a pretty short timeline too before they have to go like, all right, we're getting married. Right. And we have to make

this right now. But this is even more absurd. This is more absurd because let me just answer that

because I do love. I love me some love is blind. I'm deeply into the UK version to the point that

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