Hello, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's me. It's Stephanie Wilder Taylor. I'm here with

Cecily Nobler. I mean, do we want to be here?

Yes, of course we do. We want to talk about what we saw last night. Did you, okay, we're here to talk about Bachelor in Paradise. Is this thing going to be mercifully over soon? Like how many episodes? I kind of don't want that.

Because like this is what we do. We need as many bachelor related. That just gave me an idea.

Don't they have bachelor stuff in other countries? Why don't we cover like one of those?

I feel like they do. Why don't we do Bachelor UK? Yeah, maybe that's something to think about.

Okay, since we're a Rose Pricks podcast, but I'm going to give you a macro note of all macro notes and you're going to hate me. You're going to spit on the microphone and I don't know how to make you not do that. Oh. Other than not say what I'm about to say. Well, we can't. You can't do that. You can't hold back. You got to just say what you're... I have to say it now. I know.

Please forgive me. I know.

Please forgive me.

I, not emotionally, not as a person, not person.

I'm finding Brian very physically attractive.

I don't know why.

I don't know how to explain it.

I know we just the heart wants what it wants. I don't think he's a nice person. I don't want to date him. I don't know how to explain it. I know we just the heart wants what it wants. I don't think he's

a nice person. I don't want to date him. I know I'm not like, although I was rooting for him in this

episode in a weird way, uh, in a very villainous, exciting villainous James Spadery kind of way.

Just bad dude. But I think he's good looking. the fuck why well well i'm not gonna spit on

anything because i'm kind of turned around on brian this episode and i was trying to watch him

from your perspective and see what you see and i i saw it yeah i saw it i mean he was, he was looking cute to me. I didn't mind him. I also didn't really mind his personality. I'm easily swayed, probably, probably easily. Well, I mean, it was an edit. They edited, you know, Jeremy's so much worse. Now, listen, I don't think Brian's a good guy. I think he's bullshitting Parisa completely. Now all of a sudden there's money on the line. So he's pretending to like this woman that he clearly doesn't like. And she is going to go insane. Yeah, but which one is worse? Is it, is it Jeremy or is it Brian? Because if I had to choose who, you know, honestly, Jeremy is a hundred times worse.

I hate him.

Well, if you had to choose, like, who you'd make out with, it would definitely be Brian.

There's no question there.

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