Hello and welcome back. It's part two, part de, of our Bachelor in Paradise recap. And listen, a lot

happened in episode one, a lot. And you're going to miss it if you are just going to listen to

episode two. The macro notes were fire, as the kids say. We talked a lot about April, a lot of stuff that's kind of important to just the world.

We're worried about April.

Yeah, we sort of left it that like Stephanie thinks that April was so traumatized by her affair

or her being groomed by Frankie Valley. Yes. Which is very possible

that it's made her a certain way. I think she's both. I think it's that happened and also

she's just a certain way. Yeah. And I think either way. I've come around on her and Cecily hasn't,

but that's okay. That's okay. It takes, you know, it takes empathetic people

and rude people to make the world go around. And that's, and you're the empathetic one between

the two of us for sure. Yeah. Okay. That was so we've had this game and it turns out that the winner,

which happens to be Bailey and Jeremy, their big prize is not even the freaking VIP suite. It was the worst prize ever. What the hell? First of all, I don't even like fireworks. I'd be like, pass. I know. I would love to be on that show. And they're like, here's your thing. This is the biggest prize. And I'd be like, pass. I'm seriously, I'll give it. I don't like that. Like, they don't really get to do anything. Are they even eating? They have champagne and watch fireworks. Like you do that any day. Any day. Go to a Dodgers game. Go to like, you act like these people have. Yes.

It's a nightmare date.

And he's trying to act like he's all into her now.

Oh, my. Which is so, so, so, so dumb and obvious.

Yeah.

So the bottom three were to our Brian and Parisa, Captain Kim and Faith.

Mm-hmm. And Gary and Gary.

Yeah.

So that's the big uh-oh.

Yeah.

So the couples are chit-chatting around and Alicia says to Sean, she's like, yeah,

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