What is up, Pricks?

Welcome back to Bachelor in Paradise, episode three, part two, part de.

We are, we are going crazy.

I want to say one.

We're loving it.

We're loving us.

We are having so much fun.

There's so much in part one, MC Scatcat, made an appearance.

Listen, I just want to commend you guys.

I've been looking at the numbers.

Most of you guys are listening to both parts now.

You heard us.

You felt my wrath.

And you were like, we don't want to make Stephanie angry because she's like Jeremy when she's angry.

She's just real mad, big mad.

She gets like a floating head.

If you could see the show, if you're watching it, you just see her head floating around saying like, listen to the first one. I hate Janet. She's like, what are you guys doing? Me. I'm like, what are you guys doing? Are you getting spa treatments? Are you all over each other's bodies avoiding part one? How dare you? And his version, though, of spa treatments is so not. They're actually rubbing each other's body in a bathtub and he's like, all my facials. I guess like, maybe like a toe massage or something. Oh, no. His eyes were crazy. Somebody's got fucking cucumbers over their eyes. Yeah. I loved it. His face. Okay. So then it was a good date. I whatever. So the golden's. Yeah. Two truths and a lie. Which is adorable. And Leslie is so funny. So Leslie says like Prince wrote a song about me. Like, I don't know.

I fucked a guy when I was... Something about Kenny G. And then another guy. And they're like, well, we know Prince wrote a song about her. I did not remember that myself. And I'm such a Leslie Stan. So like, what the fuck? She's the coolest ever. Yeah. And then she goes, oh, I forgot to tell one of them to be a lie. She's just the fucking coolest. I love her. We are obsessed with her and we are going to get her at our show. She's going to see her on the show. And then we had to cancel because I got evacuated from the fire. Yep. January. The fires. And yes, she was scheduled to do the show and she was excited about it. and then we tried to get her back like the next week and she had taken. Oh, she was going here. She couldn't tell us. Oh, my God. She goes, I'm going to, I'm taking a trip to Costa Rica. She couldn't tell us what it was. And now we just put it together like idiots. Wow. Oh, my God. And now she really can't do it because she's probably on

contract for a while. So we had to wait to get her the first time. She'll be worth it to get her again. But we, she was on the show. I don't know. Oh, this is happening in real time. Jeremy, Jeremy's like in a vest now. So he's still got his stupid tank top, but he's put some sort of like weird thing around it so that his weird disgusting muscles.

No, it's like a vest over the tank top. So it's still sleeveless. But it looks like he's wearing some scarf like that you'd get it like Bergdorf. Like a, I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's not. And I do the arms are like, I'm not trying to body shame in any way. But to me, that's too much working out. That's too much. I feel like it's steroids. Yeah, I think that's like Jacks too. If we're going back to the valley. Also, there's something about his hair line and his face that reads steroids to me.

Yeah, maybe something.

And his eye at his pupils, something's going on.

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