Welcome to this week's edition of Says You, the show where the only thing harder to fathom than the questions are the answers.

This is the only show that can make eating walls sound somewhat believable.

That sounds logical, so therefore it's got to be one of the other ones.

It's our last week in Birmingham, Alabama, our last chance to set straight the record

on a number of regional issues.

Well, salmon don't eat trout.

Yes, that's true.

That was a sad moment for me.

Like, am I my brother's kipper, you know?

We're at Birmingham Southern College.

If locale is what you seek, we're bandying with quips and quotes.

At least that's the plan this week.

We must first take an interlude, a break, hiatus, pause, says you returns right after this subject to local laws.

We'll be right back.

Greg Porter here saying enough of this polar jet stream.

The gang from says you will be flying into Seattle for two live shows the first weekend in April,

bringing warmth to the northwest. The cast will be ready to raise a little cane,

Cain Hall, that is, on the campus of UW. Two teams will face off armed with just the power of language for another

battle in Seattle. For those of you who would like to meet the cast up close and personal, join us

Saturday for a special K-U-O-W Q&A event to get the laughs rolling a little earlier. And if by chance

you're having a little trouble springing into action. Join us on Sunday for a late

afternoon performance in Port Townsend. You won't get left out in the cold because tickets and

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