Binge Night

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased.

LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Uh, hey, Sturf. What are you doing?
0:10.0	Oh, hello, I'm just making an Easter basket, filling it with lots of treats and goodies for our fans, you see.
0:17.0	Don't you usually put like, I don't know, jelly beans and chocolates in those?
0:21.0	Hello, don't be so pedestrian our finds are individuals with refined taste we've got to measure
0:27.3	up I don't know stir-fry that's a lot of hooves to put in an Easter basket and all these thorns are herb
0:35.0	cornelia forns out herb but you don't need to worry about wowing people with your
0:38.9	Easter basket but why cordelia you don't be a fool, Stairfry.
0:43.8	You know good and well.
0:45.0	Our fans will be swept away enjoy an ecstasy after our in-person live show the night before.
0:51.0	Live show.
0:52.0	Live show. Oh, you mean rude tales of magic, Lentenders.
0:57.0	Yes, it's Saturday March 30th.
1:00.0	Right, right, right, and we're doing it in some bag alley and some nameless old town?
1:03.7	No, Sturf. We're doing it at the Bell House, right in the heart of Brooklyn.
1:08.0	Oh, of course, now I remember. Real tales of magic, Lentenders, live at the Bell House on Saturday, March 30th.
1:15.2	Doors at 630 show at Servin.
1:17.6	And tickets are on sale now. I just bought mine at rude tales of magic.
1:22.8	This is fantastic and you know what I'm still going to add a few tumbleweeds to my
1:27.1	Easter baskets just to spruce it up.
1:29.1	Mm. Those freaks love it.
1:31.5	You heard right C Cretins.
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