Hello and welcome to Webcrawlers. This is our new weekly episode called Bimbo News, where

two women who aren't entirely sure about what's going on, tell you what they think is going on

in the news that week. This is what we think is going on. According to news stories,

yes, that we read. That we read. I'm Ali Siegel. I'm Melissa Stetton. It's like basically what we

shared in the group text. Things that we saw on Twitter that we shared in the group text. That's

basically. Yeah. You went to Mexico. Oh, yes, let's start with that. Okay. So I also want to

talk about it because I want to try to get a free trip. So I went to this insane, and a lot of

people asked where I was. I went to this insane place called Hotel Excaret. I think that's how

you pronounce it. It's in Playa del Carmen. I've been there. Playa del Carmen. Yeah. Where do you stay?

I was an Airbnb. Should have stayed at Hotel Excaret. They have three different hotels. It's Hotel

Excaret, Hotel Excaret Art de and Hotel Excaret, like Casa de Playa. And the Hotel Excaret is like

for families. Hotel Excaret Art de is just adult only. And Hotel Excaret Casa de Playa is like

right on the beach. And it's only like 60 rooms. And they're all like super nice. It's like the most

expensive version. And it's insane. It's all, they call it all fun and like all food inclusive.

So you don't have to pay for a single thing while you're there. Love it. The food, no joke, was like

some of the best food I've ever had. Oh, yeah. You sent video that buffet. Oh my god. The buffet

wasn't insane. There's only two restaurants there. I think that like required reservations.

Otherwise, you just like step in wherever you want. You're like, hi, that's amazing. Another thing

that was fun is you don't, I've been to another all inclusive resort before once. And like,

you have to sign a bill at the end, like at the place that I went to. And even though it's free,

like, I don't know if they're just like keeping track of what people get or just inventory. This,

you just like at the end of your meal, you just get up and leave. And I was like, yeah, I've

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