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ladies and gentleman may i have your attention, please.

The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, one, go. Good morning, class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you. Okay, baby.

Derek, it weirds me out the way that Nard talks to his car.

Okay, so I was out there, right? And Nard's like, he's a good girl. Right. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. He's a car guy. Yeah, he's going to end up on TLC on one of those shows. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't hoping it. Not yet, but... That's a good girl.

Yeah, I bet you basically humped it when you got it back.

I did, yeah.

Yeah, he loves it.

Oh, yes. Yeah. He actually likes his car, too. Yeah. Like, I would be... Like, I hate my truck. You know, I got an older truck, whatever, like it's fine.

But, you know, I don't really like it.

NAR's car, I would be embarrassed to drive.

But he loves it, man.

I think of it. whatever like it's fine but you know i don't really like it uh nar's car i would be embarrassed to drive

and but he loves it man yeah no he calls it his good girl yeah he's mad at me there why is he

mad at you because he yesterday what happened yeah well because he didn't talk during the show at all so

that means i had to use like multiple voices and you know know, there were like two hours. You're in your element. Yeah, yeah, right? So I had to just use all the different voices and everything. And I, you know, I'll be honest. I mean, I was really tired after the program. You get to cooking with those. So, so yesterday I was talking to, you know, his skidmark underwear, right? Oh, oh wow.

Skidmark underwear made an appearance? Well, because this lady had said this.

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