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K H H H H H T Tew T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, your attention, the show starts in five, four, three, three, two. Two. One. Go. Good morning class. Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off on you?

No, thank you.

Okay, thank you. Centard to the hospital yesterday my buddy Peter's place. Yeah. And do you get to keep your balls? Did you bring him in? I think he lost him. I kept him, yeah. No, you can hear it. You want to hear the funny story? What? No, I thought he had a hernia.

Nard thought he had a broken leg. I was asking him, I'm like, what do you got?

Nard did think there was, he was like, I think the upper, my upper thigh bones broke.

That's what he said, and then he was like, I think I also have a vagina.

Yeah. He gets in there.

The guy looks at him. He's like, you just need ice.

This guy, what is it, a hypochondriac?

Yeah, but I think he worked himself into this frenzy.

He does.

And that there was something major wrong with him when there was, he just needed some ice.

It's like it was a little pulled muscle.

What is it?

So yesterday he started feeling better.

I swear to God, yesterday he started feeling great

after we checked his bank account and his bank

accounts doing all right and so after that he was like after that he was like oh I feel great I feel great

I feel great this morning this morning I'm driving in right this dude's late like every day right I'm driving in this morning this dude is so early I'm like this dude got up with it with a

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