Billy Madison Show Podcast - May, 8, 2026

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 181 minutes

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0:00.0	I kiss rock San Antonio.
0:02.1	San Antonio.
0:03.1	It'll rock your fucking smart speaker.
0:10.6	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.
0:20.6	The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, one, go.
0:34.6	Good morning, class.
0:36.2	Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello, Billy Madison.
0:41.2	You want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you. Okay, baby.
0:48.2	What I'm up, Billy Massachusetts.
0:55.8	You're a dumbass.
0:57.6	Derek is under the weather today, but Daniel has stepped in.
1:01.7	I'm here.
1:03.5	They're saying Derek got sick.
1:05.2	Too much weiner.
1:05.9	I don't know if it was too much weiner.
1:08.6	Too much weiner.
1:09.3	I don't know.
1:09.9	He's more of an Arby's guy than he is.
1:27.9	Anything else? What do you think? You think it was? Too much weiner. I don't know. It could be. Maybe it was the two piece with a weenie. Maybe it was a two piece with a weenie that got him sick. Or maybe it was... Look at this beefy guy. That could have been that beefy guy.
1:44.2	Or maybe he was... Look at this beefy guy. It could have been that beefy guy. Or maybe he got sick from... I saw all your waiters. You can hear him. He's kind of got a cold there. Yeah, he does. Not sure. Or maybe he's just... I got a boner. Yeah, it could be what it is. But Derek is under the weather after... I sleep with men. could be what it is. But Derek is under the weather after... I sleep with men.
1:45.2	It could be.
1:48.0	What got you sick, Derek?
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