This rock San Antonio

San Antonio

JISA from San Antonio

It'll rock your fucking smart speaker

Ladies and gentlemen

May I have

Your attention please

The show stops in five four three two one one good morning class

say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, thank you. You stupid dumb fat bitch!

You stupid big dummy!

I look at my mom sexually.

You moron!

You gotta dump that chick.

Two peas with a weenie. That's a big boy. That's right. Good morning. Where's the Shazam, Nard? Where is his genitalia? I don't know where his genitalia is. I'm ready to... I wonder if I can just give them to another station. There's a station down the hall. Their mascot's a dog. You can go getting that dog costume and chase cars or something. I mean, the first thing he said this morning just made me be like, man, we need to trade him. Yeah, we do. We need to trade him, get rid of him. Billy's saying, you know, going in about something. Well, he, NAR goes, right? Right. Right. No, he walks in. He doesn't say hi to anybody, right? I do. He doesn't say hi. No, you don't say hi. I'm like, you can't say hi to Derek. It's like, you just walk in. Yeah. Say hi to Derek, acknowledge that we're here. Which is fine.

And I was like, oh, you don't say I.

You know, Billy likes it when you say good morning.

I did.

I don't know.

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