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Good morning, class. Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you. Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, baby.

Can't wait till I turn the mics on, dummy?

You don't say it right.

And I don't like your lack of enthusiasm.

I'm giving you all the enthusiasm.

No, you didn't.

No, you didn't, you dumbass?

I'm giving it. There's a lack of enthusiasm in this room right now coming from that area. I don't know what his problem is. When I walked through the door, he asked me for $1,000. I did not either. He did. You did? You didn't even bring it up. Yeah, you did. And I said, I'll tattoo you. All I got to do is, look, you got Tracy on there. Yeah. There's a cartoon called Dick Tracy. We just put Dick on there, and that'll be your favorite cartoon. Dick Tracy, we'll just, D-I-C-K, Dick Tracy. You're like, damn, this dude loves that detective. Yeah. It is. Let's go. Get me a tattoo gun. I'll do it right now for free. Yo, can you, can you, um, can you show Billy like so, just like a couple of the things that you want to cover it up with? Because it's like the most reaching. Oh, that's why you want the $1,000. What? Oh, no, dude. It's like, um, he wants like a Zeus. Zeus? Like the god? Like, the god? Like, that style. Like, it's just bra. Come on. Stop it. Yeah. Let me see. I'm the god of war. Now I'm going to get like a microphone with like skeleton hands holding it. Oh my God. What? What is this? 1985? I'm sorry. It's just something I want. I don't know. It's cool. Why? I don't know. Just something different. What's the significance of a microphone? I mean, me being in radio. I guess that's a bad thing. I guess that's a bad thing? I don't know. He's got an attitude today. He's got attitude today. I guess that's a bad thing? I'm so mad. Just because the Thunder got their ass beat. What? That's why he's mad. That's why he's mad. I'm not even mad. No, he's a big Thunder guy. He said, you know, when Wimby leaves, Chet be shooting again. Unreal, Nard. I just, I want to see these tattoos. I'm sure I could do it. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Just let me, just give me a tattoo gun. I'll, I don't even need that. I'll just use,

I'll use a pen.

Mm-hmm. Look at it. Isn't that badass, Billy? I mean, I got a lot of compliments about it.

From who? Just from listeners that would ask lot of compliments about it. From who?

Just from listeners that would ask what I was going to get? Of course they're going to... What are you going to get? What are you going to get? I get a microphone with skull hands holding it. Why don't you just wait until you get another girlfriend and then you tattoo her name over there? Why don't you do this? Why don't you just find another girl named Tracy? Oh my God, why I don't think about that.

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