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Please, gentlemen, may I ask your attention, please, the show starts in five, four, three,

two, one, cool. Good morning, class. Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello, Billy Madison.

Do you want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you. Okay, thank you.

Why that? This is Madison's show. You are one hour away from a Debbie Dacol.

Also, we'll have the queen on today. I'll tell you the rest of the crap that's coming up today.

Yeah, now, it's medieval times up here. Yeah, so I got to get my stuff that works.

You got to roll your scroll out. Let me get my scroll. And then with those things we're called.

Yeah, yeah, with the old school, he writes himself down, he got to go back and look at it. That's still a bad asshole.

You see? Yeah, what's wrong, buddy? Looking real disheveled. He always does. Yeah.

Man, well, got the camo on today. Can't see you. Can't see you. Oh, man. All right. Happy birthday. Thanks.

Appreciate it. That's awesome. Happy birthday. Happy late birthday. Well, yeah, 40.

40. What's a big one, dude? Do you have a surprise party? No, I actually forgot it. I forgot my birthday.

Oh, I didn't realize it till two days later. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah. That's how impressed you are. He's depressed. Oh, remember, we were talking about this.

Try not to be suffering from mental health. I talked to him yesterday. He's fine. No, I'm fine. Yeah, he can mask it well.

Yeah, that's what depressed people do. Yeah, maybe just lying to my face. Yeah, which I appreciate, by the way. Oh, no problem.

You're depressed so you can mask it. So I don't know. You're depressed. I appreciate all bad and stuff. I appreciate it.

This married Texas woman, right? 31 years old. Okay. She was hooking up with, I don't know, some 15 year old dude, right? Yep.

And so guess what she got? She got STs. She got probation. Oh, damn. Okay. That's it. 15 years old. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, she said probation. I don't know. You think she should have been like, oh, free. I'm not sure. I don't know what I was trying to see is, I mean, she was a newlywed.

Yeah. That part is just crazy. Like you think you just get married, right? Like, I think you're safe for at least six months, six months minimum.

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