Live Kiss Rock San Antonio.

JISL from San Antonio.

It'll rock your fucking smart speaker.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, go. Good morning, class. Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you. Okay, baby. The Welcome.

Good morning, welcome.

Billy Madison's show.

Hey.

It felt delicious today. show Hey it felt

delicious today

I was going to use the same word

it felt so delicious

oh it's so cold and frigid

I had no idea that it was going to be cold

I would have dressed even warm

I know

I'm so mad at myself I walked out and I was like, oh, what is this? Oh, I can feel it in my balls. Yeah. That's the best. When you feel the cold all the way to your balls. The only problem is it's like, oh, man, that's when I get hell asleep. Like, trying to drive into work. You ever drive into work and like fall to sleep on the road? Yeah. Yeah. Because you got the heat on. You're all toasty. Oh, yeah. Go to go to night night. Mm-hmm. And I got kind of a long drive. So it's like, I mean, knock on what it's when I haven't fell asleep and just totally killed myself.. I am shocked yet. I'm falling in a son.

I know. I'm so shocked. You haven't dozed off into a tree. Yeah, no. It's sometimes I wake up and I'm like, I don't remember it lasts like five miles. Oh, God. What? You don't do that? I do. That's why I got pulled over. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

You got pulled over today.

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