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Peace Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention to the show. Attention please. The show starts in 5. 4. 3. 2. 3. 2. Three, two, two, one.

Good morning class. Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off on you?

No, thank you.

Okay, David. Nard isn't an issue with the Chevy Predator yesterday.

The brakes didn't work.

He, you know how like he's dramatic, right?

Yeah. He texts me and he's like,

bro, I got no brakes.

And I thought that meant like, hey, can you help me get brake pads?

Like pay for my brake pads, mom? That's what I thought he was saying.

And I was like, yeah, that's fine.

Like after the show tomorrow, like,

we'll go wherever I'll get your brakes, like whatever.

But apparently, like he just, when he would press on his brakes there was nothing like

somebody cut his brake line essentially yeah like basically he does have a lot of

and I'm going like 70 yeah screwed over a lot of people. I have not screwed over anybody. Yeah. I know he

somebody having a hit on him. They're no doubt about it.

No, absolutely. Yeah.

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