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🗓️ 10 March 2025
⏱️ 173 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. |
0:11.0 | The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, go. |
0:21.6 | Good morning, class. |
0:26.6 | Say hello to Billy Madison. |
0:28.6 | Hello, Billy Madison. |
0:31.6 | You want me take my shirt off for you? |
0:33.6 | No, thank you. |
0:34.6 | Okay, baby. |
0:50.5 | Good morning. |
0:52.1 | Bill of Oz's the show. |
0:56.3 | You know what I saw with the weekend, Derek? |
0:57.1 | What did you see? |
0:59.1 | This is what I learned. |
1:02.1 | I learned that moms love farts. |
1:06.4 | So there was this little kid in the aisle, right, Target or something. |
1:09.2 | Little kid and he's like, Mom, that somebody farted. |
1:12.8 | And he must have walked right through it because, you know, kids are like ass level. |
1:13.7 | Yeah. |
1:17.4 | So those kids going through a cloud of fart, now his whole head, his ears probably smell like ass. |
1:19.8 | I don't think it sticks on you like that. |
1:21.2 | I think they do. |
1:21.7 | You do? |
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