Yes, Rock San Antonio.

San Antonio.

It'll rock your fucking smart speaker.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

The show stops in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,000, 1, 1,000, 1,000,

Go

Good morning, class, say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you. Okay, baby. Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, baby. What's that?

You notice one, one person is not with us today.

Okay, there you go.

There you go. Now you can notice that one of the guys, actually two of them, not here today. Obviously, Chris hung over from watching the game last night. Yeah. Nard was out celebrating with all the Knicks fans. Nard went honking. He did. But for the other team. Which is crazy. Did he really go honking for this first? He went honking for the Knicks. Oh my gosh. Yes. What an idea is. Why else would he not be here? Golly. I was like, oh man, dude. Okay, Nard. All right, buddy. Derek actually told him just go home. You moron! I was like, that's how you're going to be, buddy. You stupid dumb fat, bitch! That's crazy. Yeah, I've never seen somebody so happy. Obviously, he was celebrating a big time last night. Yeah, he was. This is what you were saying. Praise these nuts. That's what he was saying you're saying bring home the trophy give

it to me that's what he was saying yesterday yep he was making threats all kinds of threats

he was making threats to that corgi he was saying meow bitches that's what he was saying

i would play some of mine but meowie but i don't i don't even know if mine are working

Jedi vagina okay some of them do some of them do i don't know

duh okay just a couple cameltoe

yeah damn i'm an idiot

Man, can't believe Nard's not here

Face down ass up

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