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Ladies and gentlemen Gentleman, may I have your attention, please.

The show stops in. Your attention leaks.

The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, one, go.

Good morning, class.

Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello, Billy Madison Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, baby.

Derek, you weren't in here, but Nard was just telling me how he got this family to buy him $400 worth of clothes.

Wow. And I was like, well... Well, I was like, you know, I could give you some of my clothes. Well, I have. I've given them hundreds of dollars worth of clothes, right? Thousands of dollars. Probably. Yeah. So I'm like, you could wear those because we're the same size. And he goes, oh, you're a 32 in the waist? Are you a 32 in the waist? Are you 32 in a waist? And I'm like, well, I think I can wear a 31 or 32. Yeah. I don't wear that size because I don't like to be too cramped in the pants. Right. And I go, I'm just bigger bone than you and then i started thinking i'm like i'm a mountain

of a man next to narg yeah you are so i want to be known as mountain now yeah nard is just a

he's a tiny boy tiny boy remember i was just standing next to him the other day not only did

he was over him he shrunk yeah he did he did. Yeah, I like that name.

I know that there's that one mountain guy out there.

I'd like to also go by a mountain.

Yeah.

I mean, you might as well be next to our.

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