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Ladies and gentlemen

May I have your attention

Please

The show Stop in Five Your attention please.

The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, one, go. Good morning, class.

Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello, Billy Madison Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you. Okay, baby.

Good morning. Nard was just telling me a beautiful story how he used to have to arm wrestle his sisters for second helpings. What? Would you like to elaborate on that? No, we didn't have to arm wrestle like they were just taking it. That's what you were just telling. I mean, everybody on the chat probably saw that. You were just talking to me. We were talking about how, you know, growing up, you know, we all had our struggles. And you said one of the struggles was when you wanted second helpings, you would have to arm wrestle your sisters. And your sisters were incredibly strong. You called them like female hulks. Yeah, we would fight. Yes, yes, I know, but you guys would arm wrestle. Why would you just say you arm wrestle and then change your mind? No, I've always said we would fight to the death.

I hate that. Derek, No, I was just telling me this. It was kind of a beautiful story about how,

you know, him growing up in Oklahoma, Chelsea, Oklahoma, by the way.

Wonderful place. If you haven't been there, I would book your next vacation for there.

It's garbage. And now I would book a vacation for Chelsea, Oklahoma. I would book your next vacation for there. It's garbage.

And now I would book a vacation for Chelsea. I would never book a vacation. There used to be a sign Home of the NAR. I can't believe they took it down. Well, I can't. Have you ever seen his record? I don't have a record. He must have something because. Oh, yeah. I had to take that tear it down. I heard they burned it down.

I've never in my life. I've never heard of him. Like when you go into a smaller town and it would be like home of the whatever, Nard had a legit state sign. I mean, it was green, white, like it was like from the state. It was a sign like all the was the state and it said home of the

nard yeah and they took it down and they burned it down with pitchfork like they did with shreff

have you ever heard of anything like that i i have not i i just know that there was an aerial footage of it

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