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Bernard is not with us anymore.

Well, what do you mean by that?

Well, I mean, he's not with us anymore today.

Oh, okay.

Or probably tomorrow. He's still in pain. He is. How you get abs and then act like such a bitch? No, but this is what he wanted, right? He's like, Dr. Jay was like, no, he'll be in. He'll be in today. He was going to call in today, too, Dr. Jay. He was like, hey, y'all, call in. We can talk about his abs. Yeah. Give him our crap. People were saying it looked like, uh, Dr. Jay sketched abs on a keg, on a keg. That's what I looked like. Well, he was a little bloated. You know, it'll go down. It will. I'm sure, especially with the surgery, probably not eaten, so. The vanity of that guy is insane. Yeah, no, it's a lot of people are very confused. People messaging me wondering, like, what, um, his, because I post that video with Dr. J, Dr. J. Dr. Nars Girl. And they're like, oh, damn, what's Nars Girl getting done? And I'm like, no, it's, uh, NAR's getting apps. And they were like, man, that guy's really worried about the wrong thing, right? Yeah, you should be worried about rent. He's trying, you know what I mean? He's trying to, um, be hot like his girl. And that's crazy to be, right? It's not going to work. It's not at all. Because that's what she wanted, right? She would just be with the dude that she was with. Because that dude actually is good looking. He's not like gnar. He's not like a mutant. And he's got abs, I think, and, you know. And a big one, apparently. And a big one, yeah, right?

Like, why would she just be with that guy?

You could jump rope with it, according to NAR.

Mm-hmm.

And NAR's like, oh, I'm going to be the hot one. That's, NAR's the problem. Like, Nars is how guy, he's a modern-day guy. Even for as old as he is, he shouldn't be as modern as he is.

But he is like your present day.

He wants to be the hot one in the relationship. Even for as old as he is, he shouldn't be as modern as he is. But he is like your present day.

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