Billy Madison Show Podcast - February, 3, 2026

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Mornings, San Antonio's Rock Station, Billy Madison Show, Billy, 111877, Comedy, Madison, Bms, Derek, Nard, Allgood, Chris, 99.5 Kiss

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 173 minutes

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0:00.0	Five kiss, Rock San Antonio.
0:02.3	San Antonio.
0:03.3	It'll rock your fucking smart speaker.
0:10.7	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.
0:20.8	The show stops in five. Your attention, please.
0:34.8	The show stops in five, four, three, six, one, go. Good morning, class.
0:36.5	Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you. Okay, baby. I'm gonna I was just having a gang fight with my hip-on.
1:03.1	Yeah, typical start.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:06.4	People are asking, they're like, they want a C-Nog cry today.
1:10.9	Why?
1:12.0	I don't know, just because you're better when you're crying.
1:15.7	All right.
1:16.1	I think you might be out of tears.
1:18.3	If I ran out.
1:19.8	Yeah.
1:20.3	Now, I noticed that Derek was commenting that you can't keep up with your young gal, as you call her.
1:26.6	No way.
1:27.8	Trying to.
1:28.9	He was taking massive dump this morning at 5.50 a.m.
1:34.4	Which just tells me that he was out late doing something and messing with his tummy.
1:41.8	Now, I wasn't out like late, but like I was munching late. You were much. See, I knew it. Yeah. And then like, she suffocated me last night. She what? She suffocated me. Suffocated him. Yeah. How'd she suffocated me? She put her hand behind my head and it just would not let me up. Yeah. Oh, okay.
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