Billy Madison Show Podcast - February, 12, 2026

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Mornings, San Antonio's Rock Station, Billy Madison Show, Billy, 111877, Comedy, Madison, Bms, Derek, Nard, Allgood, Chris, 99.5 Kiss

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 154 minutes

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0:00.0	Live Kiss Rock San Antonio.
0:03.2	It'll rock your fucking smart speaker.
0:06.6	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?
0:25.8	May I have your attention, please.
0:40.7	The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, one, go. Good morning, class.
0:42.3	Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:44.5	Hello, Billy Madison.
0:47.3	You want me to take my shirt off for you?
0:48.7	No, thank you.
0:49.7	Okay, baby. I would say good morning.
1:12.5	I would say good morning, but I don't, I don't know if today's going to be a good day, Dair.
1:13.5	Why not?
1:15.3	Because Lucy passed.
1:18.4	Bernard's here at work.
1:19.2	Yeah?
1:20.6	His arms are numb.
1:22.1	No, I didn't say my arms on him today.
1:27.5	And he got her, he did a nice nice sweet thing for his sweet dog.
1:28.8	I actually met the dog.
1:32.0	Me and the dog kind of had the same opinion of Nard.
1:34.5	But, um, what?
1:38.3	You know, at the time when I met the dog, I was like, ah, this guy's all right.
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