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Ladies and gentlemen

May I have your attention please

The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, one, go.

Good morning, class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, baby. Welcome.

Really massive show.

Good morning.

You over there, Nard, losing weight, you handsome little del.

Hell yeah, feeling good. Look at him. Bearing good. I tell you, he went all German, and went all Nazi on us, did he? What? Feeling good. Feeling good, hell, you know. What? That was weird. That was weird. I give you a compliment and you get all weird with it. Yeah. Get all German. Yeah. Didn't they done? Mm-hmm. People want to know when you're going to post photos of your family. Nathan. Methan, crack game, and rooftop. Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah. I mean, probably never. Yeah, probably never. Yeah. Okay, you meant like his family because he doesn't have one.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Yeah, I was like, so rude.

Super rude.

I've seen a comment like that the other night on TikTok on NAR's TikTok, but it's

funny because Nard does TikTok and he like does TikTok live, but he can't really read comments. So, like, he's, like, interacting with people in his comment section, but he doesn't know how to read. So. Yeah, that's a problem. Oh, my God. It's a- You know what he needs? It's chaos. It's fun. He needed to be the first person to get that Elon Musk neurolink thing. Yes. But then he would. Put that bitch in his brain. Yeah. Also, Nard's a smart one. I wonder if that would ruin him, though. I think it might just make him funnier. I think it would. Like if he could read. I know. He still wouldn't be able to able to comprehend. If Elon would give me control, then I could just type stuff into Nard's brain to make him say it. Oh, God, no, that would be ridiculous. We should tell Elon like, hey, listen, let us get that first neural link. We have a guy. He'll let us put it in his brain. We'll control him. We'll let you, we'll report back, let you know, like what works?

Well, we'll get the first local one, because I think he's already implanted one in somebody's brain, that was like the big story. Oh, he has? Yeah, so I think it would be kind of cool if we got the first local one, and then I could just type stuff in and then Norton would say it. Somebody let him put that in their head? Yeah, I think so, right?

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