Billy Madison Show Podcast - December, 2, 2025

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 181 minutes

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0:00.0	995 Kiss Rock San Antonio
0:04.0	San Antonio
0:06.0	It'll rock your f***ing smart speaker
0:09.0	Ladies and gentlemen
0:14.0	May I have your attention
0:18.0	please
0:20.0	The show stops in five, four, three, two, one.
0:33.6	Good morning, class.
0:35.9	Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:38.1	Hello, Billy Madison.
0:40.8	You want me take my shirt off for you?
0:42.3	No, thank you. Okay, baby.
1:10.0	Thank you. Man, no one used to plug my headphones in.
1:28.1	He gets a girlfriend. Now he's like, nah. Screw you and your headphones. I got me a girlfriend. Yeah. Derek, you're saying it's not his girlfriend. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. We were cuddling last night. We were watching a home alone stuff. Like, it was awesome. That's not a girlfriend? Yeah, it is. Yeah, they were watching Home Alone. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. As NAR came in this morning, he's like, she's the tire to my nut. Uh-huh. She's the door to my car. Yeah, she's adorable. Yeah. I mean, it's not his to my car yeah she's adorable yeah i mean it's not his girlfriend but yeah
1:48.5	my spirit animal yeah a spirit animal is what he calls that's just not what you call a girlfriend you do
1:53.8	he does when you're stupid yep that's exactly what you call it when you're stupid no yeah. Yeah, she's my spirit animal. Shouldn't be wife. She's my ass to the toilet. Yep. I think they're, I mean, I just think they're friends. No. That's just what they are. Well, that's not you're supposed to be with your girlfriend and wife. She must be friends. I don't know her situation. Yeah, you are. You know he's safe He's got you know the little weenie He's safe He's chill He's really He just dotes on her I'm sure she loves it Because I'm so chill Like she just tries to make me jealous Like I swear I swear, like, all the time. Like, she's like,
2:35.3	hey, this guy's hitting on me. Or how many girls are you talking to? I'm like, I have to sit screenshots. So I'm like, literally nobody. Nobody. So she's like, her flame just, you know, drills down. Because it's like, all right, well, this ain't fun. I'm used to toxic. No, you know what's funny's that speaking of toxic, she's like, look at all these guys that are hitting on me like that's not toxic. It's adorable. That's, yeah, that is. It's adorable. I like it. I like the approach. I like it. Yeah. Thank you to TJ says my wig is looking fresh today.
3:08.6	Appreciate it.
3:09.4	It's wet.
3:10.3	My wig is still wet from the wash that it had.
3:13.6	Yeah.
3:15.7	Let's see here.
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