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Ladies and gentlemen

May I have your attention, please.

The show stops in five, four, three, six, one, go. Good morning, class. Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you. Okay, Billy Madison's show.

Derek, I was thinking yesterday as Nard was texting me all his drama. I was like, we need a rebranding. A branding of Nard. He is rebranding. He's like, I know, but he's being a whore. So what we need to do is, we need to rebrand. I know, we need to, to we need to i don't even want to be the hornard

it's like i mean forced to be the hornard oh oh like i got hey what do you mean why who because i

who's forcing you to be the whore well these girls are forcing me to oh okay okay like because

they because they don't want commitment.

They don't want...

I thought you were talking about me and Billy. What? I was like, what? I was wondering, like, no. I'm talking about these girls are making me be a whore and making me go through one after another because they just, they don't want a nice guy. They don't want a guy that's there and, like, treat him like a princess. What happened?

Why is he so upset today?

Well, I... nice guy. They wanted a guy that's there and like treat him like a princess. What happened?

Why is he so upset today? Well, I think he was smitten. Yeah. And while I was trying to explain to him, I'm like, you're, you're in lust right now. That girl that he met that he didn't stop talking about

for a couple days. Imagine if he would have actually hit it.

Oh, he would have been off the deep end.

Oh, I probably would be crying. So I explained to Nard. So that already fell apart? We need to read. Not necessarily. Well, she wants to be on a roster is what she wants me to be. Yeah. And I'm like, what? But here's the thing. You're going to be in a roster that doesn't get sex.

I understand that.

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