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your attention, please.

The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, two, one, one.

Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off on you?

No, thank you.

Okay, baby. I'm going to do. Good morning. Welcome, Billy Madison Show.

There, yesterday, I had this moment I'm going through a drive-to got the family with me right?

Okay.

And the lady at the drive-through?

I don't know.

Let's say lady, she's probably, I don't know. It could have been 20. Yeah, I don't know could have been 20 she's like you have nice eyes. Oh God. I didn't know I don't know I don't know I'm I didn't know what it's fun you do have I mean you do have great eyes and so I guess it does I didn't know what your

family was with you I didn't know what to say so I was like you have great chicken yeah that's I mean that's a great response

I didn't know what to say no that, that's a hell of a response. You have great chicken.

Oh man, that is funny right there. Yeah. That is, that is witty. I don't care what you say.

I know you don't, you didn't know what you say I know you don't you didn't know what to say but you literally said the perfect thing yeah I know no I great eyes you reply you have great chicken well it's nice though. You can't drive away like...

I hope that autistic man has a great day.

No, it's so.

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