Billy Madison Show Podcast - August, 14, 2025

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 181 minutes

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0:00.0	995 Kiss Rock San Antonio
0:04.0	Tijuana.
0:05.0	It'll rock your f-fmintonio.
0:06.0	It'll rock your f-fing smart speaker.
0:09.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:14.0	may I have your attention, please.
0:20.0	The show stopped in five, four, three, two, one, one, go.
0:34.1	Good morning, class.
0:35.8	Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:38.0	Hello, Billy Madison.
0:40.7	You want me to take my shirt off for you?
0:42.2	No, thank you.
0:43.1	Okay, baby.
0:48.1	I'm trying to tell Derek that he can take tomorrow off and he's going to the Go show in Austin. Nard's telling me how he can't. Yeah, he's fine. He's fine because Derek didn't go to bed at all last night because the cops were called. I got a sick baby, you know. Yeah, and because his baby doesn't feel good, the cops are called. Well, that's not why. It was, you know, just because, you know, you've ever been to a doctor and you feel like doctors not giving your baby the right treatment. So then, you know, your wife just blows it completely out of... A gasket, right? Starts throwing stuff around, cussing. You know what I mean? Throwing. My baby's not being treated. Words around at the doctors. Yeah. You know, just getting crazy. You said you felt like a superstar. I didn't. No, I didn't. I said I felt ghetto. That's what I felt. Well, yeah. Ghetto superstar. Oh, I got you. Okay, yeah, I forget about that one.
1:45.3	Right.
1:45.9	Yeah.
1:46.2	That is what you are.
1:48.7	Yeah.
1:49.7	And then she's just like, it's just that my chick really doesn't like understand like white babies like that, you know?
1:56.3	So stuff like throws her off.
1:58.7	Like we kind of like we overheat, you know, a little bit. And then she's like, oh, my God, a fever. And it's just like, no, she's just white. Yeah, yeah. We're a little more finicky. Oh, man, we just, we overheat. We break down a lot more. For sure. You know, she's just trying to like, it's a new world for her, you know, so she doesn't always
2:18.7	She's raising this white baby. Yeah, she doesn't always handle it the best. Well, and this baby is very white. Well, and the thing was too, like last night, like I really needed to get some sleep because like I have a really long day. You have a long day i have a crazy long day i got to go to
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