Billy Madison Show Podcast - April, 16, 2026
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 181 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | 8.95 Kiss rock San Antonio. |
| 0:02.8 | San Antonio. |
| 0:03.6 | It'll rock your fucking smart speaker. |
| 0:10.3 | Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. |
| 0:20.8 | The show stops in far. Your attention, please. |
| 0:34.7 | The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, one, go. Good morning, class. |
| 0:36.4 | Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello, Billy Madison. |
| 0:41.3 | You want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you. Okay, baby. |
| 0:53.7 | No, I hit that bitch with a Shazam. Shazam. Saddam. No, hit that bitch with a Shazam. |
| 0:56.1 | Shazam. |
| 0:57.7 | No, it's Shazam. |
| 0:59.6 | Shazam. |
| 1:00.8 | Hit that bitch with a Shazam. |
| 1:02.9 | Shazam. |
| 1:04.2 | What? |
| 1:04.8 | I'm playing for a bit of it. |
| 1:06.2 | I mean I could have been in the range of them. |
| 1:08.3 | Shazam. |
| 1:08.9 | No, there's a phone gate. |
| 1:10.7 | Who was on the phone yesterday at 8 o'clock? Why were your pants undone? Everybody wants to know. So can you tell us? I was talking to my aunt. No, you weren't, and then show me. It's crazy that he just kept lying about that. Yeah. Even after the show? I think he was talking. This is my theory, dear. That was the weirdest thing yesterday. It's not my fault that I have to make stuff up, Nard. It's because you won't show us. So this is my theory, is that maybe his girl might be seeing somebody else. Nard doesn't want to tell us. And so he was on the phone because he got somebody spying. And he was getting intel intel about her situation which is that's why he's |
| 1:46.2 | like I don't want to show you there's clearly something yeah crazy going oh there's something |
| 1:51.8 | wacky going on like he's he's in such a dark place right now it's I've never seen Nard like this |
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