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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Billy Madison Show Podcast - April, 13, 2026

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Mornings, Comedy, 99.5 Kiss, Madison, Chris, Bms, 111877, Billy Madison Show, Billy, Kiss-fm, Allgood, Nard, San Antonio's Rock Station, Derek

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 181 minutes

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0:00.0

I'd kiss rock San Antonio

0:02.2

San Antonio

0:02.9

KISS from San Antonio

0:04.4

It'll rock your fucking smart speaker

0:06.6

Ladies and gentlemen

0:13.8

May I have your

0:17.2

attention please

0:19.7

The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, one, go.

0:34.5

Good morning, class.

0:36.2

Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello, Billy Madison.

0:41.1

You want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you. Okay, baby.

0:48.1

She's Zion.

0:57.0

I'm in a convenient I'm in a convenience of raceco

0:59.4

I'm a primary event with English with a band pool

1:01.2

I tried to talk to him this morning Derek and

1:04.1

It's so tough

1:07.3

I don't know how it's tough I told you why I don't know how it's tough

1:09.8

I asked him I said hey you didn't let me know what happened with your special girl over the weekend? He goes, ah, what happened with me over the weekend? All right, I just said, I have to, I have to sock him in the nose, dude. He repeats everything. Yeah, but I didn't understand that. Like, I've never texted you after a date. I told you, I'm like, let me know how your date goes. They told me, we went to the zoo together. Yeah, we did. And then we had a hot makeout session. They did a hot makeout. That's badass, man. And then I was like, all right, you clapped those? And he said, no. Like, you did all that walking around looking at all those animals and she didn't get horny? Zoos make women horny. Yeah. I mean, it's an aphrodisiac is what they call it. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, you're supposed to take a woman to the zoo. Let's say you're having relationship problems, right? Or your intimacy is going downhill. And the zoo is where you go? Yeah, because all the smells and sometimes you'll catch animals doing it. And that gives her the hint, like, huh? Huh? They're doing it. No woman has ever seen animals doing it and be like, you know what? We should probably do it.

2:19.1

Subconsciously they have.

2:20.7

I don't.

2:21.4

I doubt it.

2:21.9

Zoos make people horny.

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