Welcome to MakeDup, the Kids Bedtime Stories podcast.

Get ready to listen to fun and non-scary stories that I make up on the fly without preparing.

I tell these stories to my five-year-old son as part of his bedtime routine.

Thanks for listening.

Okay, so this story is about a boy, a family, a cheetah, and anaconda.

Once upon a time, there was a big boy whose name was Billy, and Billy lived with his family in a village. The village had lots of little

houses, and each of the houses had little red fences in front of them. And every house in this village

had a little house in front of it just for doggies, and the doggies in the village

lived in doggy houses, and they all had ropes attached to them so they couldn't go too far away

from the doggy houses. Well, one day, there was a big boy named Billy in the village who decided that maybe all the

doggies didn't want to be attached to ropes and attached to the doggy houses, and maybe they

wanted to be set free. So Billy went to his mom and dad's bedroom and found some scissors.

Then he went in front of his house to the little

doggy house and used the scissors to cut the rope. And he let the doggy free. And then he went over

to his neighbor's house and let that doggy free by cutting that rope as well. And he kept freeing different doggies in the village until all of the

doggies were off the leash. And then everyone in the village woke up because it was breakfast time.

And they all started cooking bacon and eggs for breakfast. And just as everyone in the village started cooking

bacon and eggs for breakfast, they heard a lot of woof-woofing because all of the

doggies weren't by their doggy houses and they all wanted to eat bacon and eggs.

Well, Billy decided to tell his mom what he did, but he didn't want to get in trouble.

So he went over to his mom's room and said, Mom, while dad is cooking breakfast, I need to tell you

something important. And Billy's mama said, Billy, what did you do? And Billy said, S, sit. And Billy's mama said, what are you trying to say? Are you trying to say sit? And Billy said, no, sis, sis, sis. And Billy's mama said, are you trying to say sizzle? And Billy said, no, scissors. And Billy's mama said, are you trying to say sizzle? And Billy said, no, scissors.

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