Billy Joel Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

When you look up the word "hack" in the dictionary, it would be really helpful if they included a picture of Billy Joel, since he is perhaps the most successful hack in the history of recorded music. Afraid listening to Elton John will turn you gay? Don't worry, Billy's tough! Wish you had the pipes to sing along with Nilsson? Simply lower your standards! Speaking of low standards for entertainment, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much fun does a night at a piano bar sound to you? If you said anything higher than 1, there's a solid chance that Billy Joel is your favorite entertainer! That sucks!

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0:00.0	If you've ever wanted to make a podcast, Spotify has a platform that simplifies the whole process
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0:54.8	slash podcasters to get started today.
0:59.6	Her now it's Billy Joao, Billy Joel.
1:10.2	Billy Joel is not my lover.
1:13.6	He's just a guy that sucks at singing.
1:16.6	Oh, yeah.
1:19.2	You're not going to believe this, but that's literally the first joke I had written in my notes to start the episode with.
1:24.6	I could show you right now.
1:27.0	I guess it's saying Billy Joel is not my lover.
1:30.4	That's funny because we didn't talk about that.
1:33.0	I don't know.
1:34.2	Did you know the Anthony Bourdain used to fire any employee in his restaurant who was caught enjoying a Billy Joel song?
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