Billy Joel | Double Jeopardy
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2024
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Stephen Colbert urges Americans not to become numb to Donald Trump’s crimes, and offers a reminder that no other presidential candidate has ever had to pause his campaign to defend himself in multiple trials, for example, his election fraud case in Georgia where the district attorney is being scrutinized for a potentially inappropriate relationship that has no bearing on the facts of the case against the former president. Billy Joel gives Stephen Colbert a peek behind the curtain at his creative process and shares what motivated him to release his first new single in 30 years, “Turn The Lights Back On.” Stick around for more with Billy Joel and tune in to watch the 100th show of his Madison Square Garden residency when it airs on CBS on April 14th.
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| 0:40.0 | Once again it was an insane day for America because it was a regular day for Donald Trump. |
| 0:50.0 | He had not one but two criminal trials today, one in New York, one in Georgia at the exact same time. |
| 0:58.0 | The only way to follow all the action was to have multiple TVs. |
| 1:02.0 | That's why I watched all the proceedings today at a |
| 1:03.7 | Buffalo Wild Wings. I had the hot habeas jalapeno boppers. Then is this |
| 1:10.8 | just tomorrow? Tomorrow judge and Goron is expected to issue a verdict in Trump's |
| 1:15.6 | 370 million dollars civil fraud trial. |
| 1:20.9 | And I'll tell you right now, whatever whatever he rules I believe the verdict is unfair |
| 1:25.8 | To me |
| 1:27.5 | Because I don't have a show tomorrow and justice delayed is punchlines denied |
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