Jonathan F, Sir JC Knight of the TechnoSquatch, Jackie U, James M, Anison A, Puddin22, Cloud Suriel, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, MORV, Anon, LX Protocol V2, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Veronica , Gail M, Runksmash, Sir James Knight and Servant of the Lion of Judah

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Jonathan F

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: Gene Hackman bursts forth from the No No Room and charges Nimrod, leaping into the air but Clippy sprays him with mosquito repellent, he buzzes "I'm sorry Basil!" and shuts down as a tiny bug leaves the robot. A61GAI7 looks on in existential terror.

The Sentinel: Skate-sei Gonz places his hand on Basil's shoulder. "You… rescued me… why? I quit on you." Basil's voice breaks. "Basil-san, we are not like Alpha-Bois. We are not House of Skatin'. We do not abandon each other. We do not hold grudges. We love each other unconditionally. Why? Because we… are Resurrection Rollers." Basil begins to cry in a very manly way, "I'm sorry Skate-sei, will you forgive me?" Skate-sei Gonz begins to cry too "Basil-san, you need not apologize – I am sorry. Will you please forgive me?" They embrace each other in a hug. Alpha-Bois groan in pain around them.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

ADDITIONAL STORIES:

ETSY to go on strike over increased fees (TechCrunch)

Jack Mallers is bringing Bitcoin to the world (60 Minutes)

Thanks to AI, fans can year Val Kilmer's voice again (Men's Health)

Disney heir comes out as Transgender, apologizes not doing more (Indy UK)

→ Kushner's financial ties to Saudi Investment Fund (NY Times)

…more Covid/Waccine

mRNA Cancer Treatment early results good, BioNTech (ABC)

CDC urges gay men to get vaccine against meningococcal (MSN/NBC)

Missouri U grant will help nurses feel more comfortable about shots (EurekaAlert)

…more Flippy

How former Robot Pizza Unicorn reinvented itself (ZD Net)

Is 2022 the year of the robot? (Biz Journal)

Sales of Robotic EOAT, End-Of-Arm-Tools, set to soar (Cloud Tribune)

Origami inspired robot can deliver drugs to specific locations (NewScientist)

…more Ukraine

Ukraine economy to shrink by 50% this year (Guardian)

Oil and gas gives Russia $3.4 bn cushion (Financial Times)

Most people blame Putin for rising gas prices in America (abc)

Transcript

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0:00.0	My brain is broken. What else do I say here?
0:09.6	The world is getting crazier. People are acting more and more insane. The end of the world is tomorrow.
0:15.5	Tomorrow, tomorrow. Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart. Listen to Basil and Gonsas, they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:26.3	You are listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:31.8	You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:34.7	We are live to tape on April 11, 2022. This is episode number 470, and today,
0:44.1	it's the Billy Gates of Happiness. And razzle-dazzle, I'm your best buddy Basil.
0:50.5	And my name is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
0:54.9	Welcome to the podcast where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
1:04.3	And we are back to back days podcasting, which is crazy.
1:09.5	Back to back.
1:11.2	Are we going to three-peat?
1:13.1	Probably not.
1:13.7	No.
1:14.3	No, we are not.
1:15.7	I have things I got to do tomorrow.
1:17.6	But we're happy.
1:19.1	This is a good experiment.
1:21.0	This is our second show day in a row.
1:23.4	Thank you, everybody, who made it out to yesterday's Sunday show, our Palm Sunday show, over there on the No Agenda stream, as well as all of our regular broadcasting locations.
1:34.7	And if you are new and listening to this show now, maybe for the very first time because of our appearance over there, welcome.
1:43.3	I think you're going to love it.
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