Billy Football, Mr Portnoy, And Mt Flushmore Season Begins
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 82.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2020
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Summary
There are no sports besides talking about the Falcons having a ton of first round draft picks and Tom Brady officially signing in Tampa (2:37 - 14:14). We've been watching old games and bargaining with ourselves. Who's back of the week including caveman Ben Roethlisberger (14:14 - 26:17) . Billy Football joins the show in his triumphant return to talk about what Generation Z can do to stop Coronavirus plus he has historical facts and some science he's been working on to become the greatest generation (26:17 - 58:36). Mr Portnoy joins the show from Florida to check in with a complaint and a plea for him to stay indoors (58:36 - 85:13). Segments include Mt Flushmore season, the opposite of Mt rushmore where we pick the 4 worst things of a topic, embrace debate and PR 101 for Jamal Murray.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, pardon my take listeners. |
| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. Hey, grandma. It's your grandson, William. Tune into 2604 for the interview. Thank you so much. Let's take it back to Big Cat. On today's part of my take, we have the return. You just heard them. The return of the prodigal son. It is Billy football. |
| 0:29.7 | Talk. to be kept. On today's part we have the return. You just return of the prodigal son. It is Billy football talking giving us tips from a zoomer survive the pandemic. We also range. We have Mr. Portnoy Florida. So we have the only 21 year old and a 79 old and a 79 year old on the show in the same show. So we have Mr. Portney calling in with a complaint. There's no sports but we have new Mount Flushmore. So we're going to get into Mount Rushmore season to reverse the upside down world of Mount Rushmore season with Mount Flushmore's little Jamal Murray PR 101 and who's back of the week before we do all that. Part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. Not only is it the easiest place to send money to your friends, it's the safest because you don't want to be touching money right now. Money has germs. Money has different viruses. Don't touch money. Send it with the cash app. Also, you need to be social distancing. So if you have someone, the old little money too, then make sure you do it with the cash app. Maybe you place the wager on a random horse race that it takes place in my living room every night. It's 657. Use the cash app to square up. You can do that with the cash app. They are a sponsor, they are a great sponsor. And of course, when you download the cash app, enter the referral code bar stool. You receive $10. You can maybe use that $10 to donate to your favorite restaurant that is struggling during these times. They also will donate $10 to ASPCA. So download the cash app from the app store, who will play store today and get involved with the cash that's going to download it right now. Use code partially. Get $10 for free. $10 the ASPCA. Today is Monday. It's Monday. Monday. It's March. We sleep in April, May, June. Just not going to sound until July. There were some sports over the weekend though. No. Yeah, a little bit there was virtual NASCAR racing and Todd Gurley. Yeah, Todd Gurley, Todd Gurley, by the way, the Falcons, good, good starting point. I'm already getting feels for the 2020 Falcons. I don't know if you guys saw that stat, but they are going to be the first team in history to have 10 starters on offense. 10 out of 11 starters are going to be first round draft picks. And I actually think I saw that stat before they signed Lequan Treadwell. So they might be able to do all 11 for 11. Or you bring in Trent Richardson as a fullback and then you have all 11 and he's actually a great natural fullback because he runs directly into linebackers and not at holes. So yeah, that might be a good position switch on his way to a Hall of Fame career. But yeah, Todd Gurley is, I mean, the Falcons look great on paper, but if you're bringing and all these like new people from the outside. That's taking away Dan Quinn's best weapon, |
| 4:07.8 | which is just having a locker room full of guys that know him. look great on paper, but if you're bringing in all these like new people from the outside, |
| 4:05.4 | that's taking away Dan Quinn's best weapon, which is just having a locker room full of guys that know him and like him and will stand up for him to Arthur Blank. So you get these new voices in and they're not going to be going bad for you when you start 4 and 7. But yeah, there's no sports and life is just every single day is the same. I shower today though. So I want props for that because I didn't do that on Saturday or Friday, I don't think. |
| 4:28.9 | And it's not really just Life is just every single day is the same. I shower today though, so I want props for that |
| 4:25.2 | because I didn't do that on Saturday or Friday, I don't think. And it's not really just a, it's not like, cloneliness is just a kind of forgetfulness. Like you don't have anything to shower for, so you just kind of pass this by. You're like, oh, it's six o'clock. What's the point in showering now? I realized the last time I showered, because I was like, I'll showered before we record |
| 4:44.8 | tonight and I realized the last time I showered was before we recorded the other night. |
| 4:47.8 | Yes. |
| 4:48.8 | We should just start getting... supporting showering now. I realized the last time I showered, because I was like, I'll showered before we record tonight, |
| 4:45.1 | and I realized the last time I showered |
| 4:46.4 | was before we recorded the other night. |
| 4:47.8 | Yes, we should just start getting ready for work every morning, like we have an actual job to go to, like, put on a suit, get a briefcase, walk to your door, and then just drop everything, go sit at your computer, and check Twitter for five hours. Yeah, that would work. |
| 5:01.0 | I mean, I watched, I watched old college basketball games |
| 5:03.7 | that were on CBS, shout out to CBS |
| 5:05.2 | for actually putting those on. |
| 5:06.6 | Hilarious watching, I watched, I watched old college basketball games that were on CBS, shout out to CBS for actually putting those on. Hilarious watching, I watched the 82 final with MJ and Georgetown and Patrick Ewing just basically had like, I think four out of five of the first possessions were gold tents and there was no three point lines. So the zone defense had four out of five guys with their feet in the paint. It was it was not the same sport. It was fascinating to watch. And then watching the late nerd game Duke Kentucky. It's just it was incredible to watch it and forget because I remember some of these games. Obviously the 82 we were born yet, but like I remember watching Duke and Tucky and you forget that we just lived in a |
| 5:45.6 | world where they didn't put the score on the TV at all. Like they would flash every five minutes, being like, here's an update and here's how much time's left. Otherwise, you just had to guess. It's like one of the remaining times. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't know how much time was left in the game And then in the morning, if there was a game that finished past like 10 or 10 30 p.m., |
| 6:07.2 | you had to call a number and then a voice on the other end would tell you what the scores were from the previous night's games. So here's the, here's why I brought that up because I'm down. I'll be honest with you guys. I'm down. I'm kind of losing my mind. I had the thought today, like, what of sports just never come back. I think you can just tell by my tweets to when I |
| 6:28.4 | tweet something, it's coming really from feels. I woke up this morning, I was like, I |
| 6:32.4 | just, I really miss sports, like I just really miss sports. But the silver |
| 6:36.9 | lining is watching some of these old games sports used to be very different. |
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