Billy Eichner, Vol. II
Happy Sad Confused
Josh Horowitz
4.5 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention all passengers. |
| 0:03.0 | The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15. |
| 0:09.0 | Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshments carriage that you'll empty within five minutes. |
| 0:16.0 | Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. |
| 0:19.0 | Trains on Uber. |
| 0:22.0 | My parents never made me feel uncomfortable about anything. |
| 0:26.3 | You know, and yeah, my mom waited in line for hours at Barnes & Noble the day Madonna |
| 0:31.4 | sex book came out to get it from me. |
| 0:34.2 | She knew I would die if I didn't have it. |
| 0:36.2 | Sure. |
| 0:37.2 | Right? You know, I think she just didn't have it. Sure. Right? |
| 0:37.9 | You know, I think she just didn't want her, like, very maniacal gay child to die. |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.3 | Prepare your ears, humans. |
| 0:45.3 | Happy, sad, confused begins. |
| 0:50.5 | Hey, guys, it's Josh. |
| 0:51.6 | Welcome to another edition of Happy, Sad, Confused. |
| 0:53.9 | Today on the show, |
| 0:55.3 | Billy Eichner is back. He's talking about his new memoir, Billy on Billy, Billy on the |
| 0:59.7 | street, bros, and so much more. Thanks, guys, as always, for checking out the podcast. Remember |
| 1:05.0 | to hit that subscribe button on YouTube or Spotify or whatever podcast platform you're using. |
| 1:33.0 | The main event today is Billy Eichner. I'll get to that in just a second. But before we get to that, a reminder, if you like what I do, check out our Patreon. Patreon.com slash happy. Say I confuse so many extras over there for Outlander fans right now. Or if you just want to see me in person somewhere, you get the discount code, you get the early access. We have just announced on June 16th in New York City, |
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