Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have three guests. Huh? We have three guests. We have Brandon Bean, the GM of the Buffalo Bills, Talk Draft, Talk Josh Allen, Talk Strategy, what a warm room looks like. Really interesting interview with him. We have our friend, Jay Glazer, on to explain what the hell happened yesterday. Also, I demanded an apology and he gave one to America, so that will make you feel a little better. And then we have Christian Dawkins from the scheme, which hopefully you watch because it's a fascinating documentary out on HBO. So we talked to him. We also have FireFest and Mount Flushmore of States, which got a little contentious, not actually contentious between us, but people are going to be pissed. Before we do all of that, the cash app Derby is happening tonight. So get your bets in and cash tags ready because we got free money coming your way Two nights use the hashtag cash app Derby for a special edition of catcave Derby where we'll be donating $10,000 to special charities designated to each horse Here's how it's gonna work. So we have four horses four charities the lanes are are going to be spiral ham is Anthony Rizzo Foundation, Carmose Dream and Lane 2 is ALS Foundation, Kenny is feeding America in Lane 3 and Federico is ASPCA in Lane 4 to and 3 dominate right? Is that no it's it's very random. Oh no two and three actually are better usually yes. We have Jake, saber metrics. We're also dishing out some cash to the AWL's all you have to do is pick the exact That's the first and second finishers for Friday nights race and we'll randomly select some winners and bless your cash app accounts So tweet using the cash app Derby hashtag and use your cash tag Picking the winning exact a bet and you'll get some free money cash app is literally giving away free money they're also gifting subs in our twitch chat like all day it's a beautiful beautiful thing gifting subs we love it love cash app cash app shout out cash apps honestly gotten me through this quarantine that's what I used to pay my dog walker which we're still paying yep In the spirit of keeping small business owners. Yep, governors. Yep. You got nothing on us. Yeah, cash apps the best. We're in the cash app studio. If you don't use cash app, we don't want to know you fate on site, as the kids say. But yeah, download the cash app right now and get involved with the cash app NURBy tonight. Okay, let's go. BYE! BYE! BYE! Now in the street they rip violence And then I laugh so quick to be done Look at the hangar, they're. And then I can't live all on the sun.

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So do that right now today Today is Friday, April 17th. We've made it guys. Fifth week of the quarantine, dusted. We are, we've reached the apex. We're on the downhill right now. We're cheering the apex. We can see sports in the future. Even if we're going to have a spring football, maybe for college football. I would not hate that idea. College football is the one sport where I think fans matter the most. Yes, we need football in the fall. So hopefully NFL, I could watch NFL games without fans. I could bring myself to do that. But if we got spring football on the other side, then boom, we got to bring a better XFL.

I don't know if it's, I'd say better.

You don't like you would rank XFL over college football.

Well, the players in the XFL are the best college football players. I would still probably rank college football. So yeah, I mean, listen, we're making it through this. We're making it through this. It's the fifth week of quarantine. Every time we get to a friae, pat yourself on the back.

I'm telling you right now, you listening to this,

right now, good job this week doing nothing.

We have breaking news.

Yeah. time we get to a fria pat yourself on the back I'm telling you right now you listening to this right now good job this week doing nothing we have we have breaking news yeah Ali Quigley has just been eliminated in the horse competition so creditors he just saved Chicago from mass another events yeah another Zach Levine beater okay so we'll do that so it's him in the finals against Mike Con if anybody cares. I'm so happy that I was adamant when they announced that horse was coming out and I said this is going to suck and everyone was like no it's sports you need sports this sucked. I actually think if they had just done it on Periscope it would have been fine. The fact they put it on TV it ruined it. You know what they should do is they should just get like a random selection of six-year-old dudes that used to play in college that just show up at YMCA's across the country and just have those guys compete like the guys With the sick wet jump shots that don't miss from 15 feet But 60-olds you can't you have them leaving their house But just put them in a gym and isolated gym by themselves got it like mixed in some of those I'm sure some of those guys could compete. Yeah, absolutely little hook little hook shot Just a hook shot horse game. Yeah only hook shots only just like look big baggy-ass gray sweatshirts and short blue Like navy blue bicycle shorts those types of old dudes. I'm just happy we made it to another week guys We did it. We did it. It feels good. We did it. You did it. We did it. We all did it. But we have.

Has anybody checked in on Charles Barkley?

No, he just went silent. He doesn't have social media. Yeah, he just said that he might have it, but he was just tired a couple weeks ago. He's probably just hanging out having a great time not being bothered by anyone. Alright, so we have Fire Fest Mount Flush more coming up, Brandon Bean, Bill's GM, and we also have

Christian Dawkins, but before we do that we have to get to the bottom of Glazer's big poo poo that's what I'm calling it Jay Glazer's big poo poo is big one about as big oopsie His big oopsie he called in he owned up but we had to kind of get him to apologize, but we like Jay. It was probably, it was just that we're, he doesn't understand. So he said we have big, I big national news, not a transaction coming at 11 o'clock on Wednesday night. Everyone, of course, is thinking, oh my God, he's going to say the NFL season is going to be fine because all we're thinking about right now is give us good news. It wasn't that. It was that uh, Rams Center, uh, what's his name? Brian. Brie guy. Brian. Uh, bright guy had, uh, coronavirus had it. He's already okay. He's on the other side. So we all were like, wait, that was the big news. It's also the fuck. It's also unfortunate that the day after this big news came out Von Miller said that he has it right recurring guests thoughts and prayers to him. Hope he makes full recovery But everyone got into Brian no Brian no Brian. He's recovered Brian but that's extra thoughts and prayers Thanks pulled up. What's going on? What's the ass crack? Yeah, hang see your ass crack while you're sitting down Hank's pants always fall down because he has no ass stand up We got it done, but don't adjust. Let's get you some sit now turn around Let's see the back now pull up your shirt pull up your shirt. Oh How do you pull that up you that was sneaky? We just did are you ever so Jay? You had an oopsie and he got crucified and what we're doing is speaking for the common fan because I know Personally, I was very upset when I found out that the news wasn't the news that the NFL was coming back I was upset that like this was built up all day because I don't think what Jay fully calculated Jay probably has a life Oh the rest of us don't have a life anymore. Yeah, I said an alarm at at 8 a.m. yesterday being like, Hey, I have to wake up if I'm asleep at 11 a.m. all day. I was like holy shit. I can't wait for him. I love to be him as a preposterous time to break news. It also is I'll own a little bit of this when he said I have big news coming tomorrow at 11 p.m. We should have probably figured out that it wasn't like some news that Adam Schaefterer in rap port, cause like they would have just... They would have put it out. They would have tweeted out. Yeah, so we should have known. But that's not how my brain works. Yeah, also it's crazy if that news had been released a month earlier, it would have been Earthshadow. He would have been the Rudy Gober of the NFL and maybe after him the entire world would have shut down. And we're happy Bride guys, okay? Bride, but it also is like...

Bride, we thought... It would have been earth shatter he would have been the Rudy go bear of the NFL and maybe after him the entire world would have shut down and we're happy

Brie guys, okay, but it also like Brian We thought like it was gonna be like you know, he and he would he Jay already announced like three weeks ago, so he's okay Do you think I didn't have a time to mourn do you think that Brie guys fight you think that Jared and Blake got checked up because there are the ones that stick their hands like in his

buttle the time to take the snaps.

Jared's got a sick ass mustache.

There he does.

Jared does look like awesome.

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