Yeah, baby. What's up? I haven't played tech mobile yet on this new machine. And no, I'm at

free. It was not invited over this weekend. But what's up, everybody? It's a Monday. It's August 21st pre-season week two in the books. We're going to react to just about all of it and the Oracle.

Ahmed Farid and I are going to tell you the five best rosters in football today. They yes, that's end. It's end of discussion. Once we throw it out there, don't even bother. Okay. So, uh, hey, first off, always good to see you.

I'll be on a good weekend. I know you travel around the world. Houston Astros game. Carrier. The peacock as usual. Yeah, no big deal. But

$5.99. Great deal. Best deal in streaming, probably $5.99. Okay. Okay. Okay. How are you feeling? You tired of there? Anything? You good? I feel actually pretty good. Yeah. We got out of there. Okay. The game was a little longer,

but had a 515 flight. The game got over like about 315, but a half hour to the airport. And so you made it a little stress. Yeah.

But I got there. And then you're there 15 minutes before boarding. And you're like, Oh, what am I going to do with this 15 minutes now? Right.

So the opposite. No, but it was a good way. It was a good game. Astros and Mariners might both be, uh, yeah, we'll be playing. Oh, I know that you've checked out of baseball. And I will, I will keep me in this

rooting against the Astros. I will root against the Astros for the end of time ever since the cheating scandal. They're out of my trust tree. So I'll be rooting against them. That's all Yankee fans have right now. And this in this year. Oh, thanks. Thanks. Yeah.

That is watching watching who will be around next year for the new week. I have the giants and the jazz. That's what we got. Okay.

So we got reactions to preseason week number two. A lot of things happened here. I didn't see all of it, but you saw every single snap of every single game.

No, I don't look back, but I saw a lot. We'll do that. And we'll do. Um, it's so great. Yes. I love it. I don't even know. Yeah, I'm such a dork. Okay. I really am. Like, I couldn't wait.

Like Thursday night. I was like, Oh, great. There's a game on. So I'm in the barn, right? I'm watching the game. That's great Friday night. You know, there was two games on, uh, so I'm, I'm pumped for that.

No, Thursday night, I went out to eat with the wife. And then Saturday, there's just an onslaught. And I've gotten my wife to a point in her life now, where she's all in on football.

Even preseason football, all then on it all time of the year. I don't know if it's because of the morning talk show and everything, but she's finally just realized, like, this is what we do.

I'm part of this. I enjoy a lot of what comes from this. So I might as well join the show. And then, and then I think she's like, she's getting a kick. And maybe this is because we're old now, right? Yeah, where we were around the NFL for a lot of our young life.

And we're seeing all these people that we were with and now defensive coordinator, a head coach. And so she feels like she's like, you know, I remember him. Oh my gosh, I can't believe he's there now. And so it's fun. And it's it's cool just to kind of watch preseason football that way and be back in the season.

It is cool. That's what always my wife, Kathleen always would say to me when I was working at Major League Baseball Network. She was like, she would watch it, you know, to support the family. Right.

She wasn't a big baseball fan, but she's like, man, once you start learning the storylines. And like, who's good? Who's not good? What's the story of this team right? This player, right? It does become compelling, even if you don't really know the sport or follow what the X's and O's of it.

I think that's kind of what happened. And then the X's and those are slowly filtering into her brain, right? And she is understanding it. How did they play cover zero on that? It is great. I used to literally have to be like a tampon.

I have to go in and like, I got to watch the game and she's like, oh, there's games on. Yeah. And now she's like, oh, and so what's on tonight? Is there a game on? And I'm like, yeah, there's actually games on from like five o'clock told. We go to sleep. Wow. Right. And you have never been happier in your marriage than this moment right now in the bar and drinky, drinky, smokey, smokey NFL app going, right? Because I want, you know, preseason, it's, you can't watch it on regular TV. So the NFL app NFL plus.

I'm on every game, flipping back and forth. I got one on the computer and yeah, it's good to have the action. This is embarrassing. She may have seen more from week two than I did. So we might need to bring her on, get her on the phone here, but I will go into your brain and try to pull out everything that that you saw here. We got the top five rosters, excluding quarterbacks, which is I think a key differentiation in that one. One of my favorite exercises all years that we refer to throughout the year. Yeah, you know, we go back and say they're top five roster. We'll also have a little bracket update on the

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