So one of my best friends from high school and my boyfriend are very...

Wait, you have a boyfriend?

I don't know if I mentioned this.

He's incredibly hot.

So they're similar in certain ways.

Like, their personalities are like, in ways that's like very pleasing to me.

It's like, oh, this person I know my entire life and like my boyfriend.

You know, they're just, they're birds of a feather, as Billy Eilish once said.

And up until now, this has always been great.

But then I found out that they were similar in a new way, which is they both love going to the naked hot springs.

Have you heard of this hot springs?

Is it, which one?

Well, there's one called O-R-R.

Yes. And there's apparently like three or so of them, like in Northern California, like,

that are, you know, within a few hours drive of San Francisco.

Yes.

And so, you know, in the spirit of adventurousness and leaning into new experiences,

I decided, okay, I will go to the hot springs.

And so we went to the hot springs and I learned two critical things about

the hot springs, Kevin. One is that there is not internet at the hot springs. There's no cell

reception. There's nothing. If there's an emergency, you're calling from a landline, okay?

Number two, hot springs water smells like rotten eggs, which I knew, but I'd forgotten.

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