Billie Eilish and FINNEAS

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Billie Eilish and FINNEAS feel really excited and dubious, respectively, about being Conan O’Brien’s friends. Billie and FINNEAS sit down with Conan to discuss skyrocketing to worldwide fame at an early age, growing up seeing themselves all over the internet, favorite instruments, and their documentary Billie Eilish: The World’s a Little Blurry. Later, Adam Sachs stops by to drop some info about Gourley’s new high-concept podcast.

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0:00.0	My name is Billie Eilish and I feel I feel really excited about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:08.7	Hi, my name is Phineas and I feel dubious about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:16.9	Okay, Phineas, we've run out of time for you.
0:19.9	Hey Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to Conan O'Brien's needs a friend. I think my voice becomes
0:45.4	more and more professional with every outing. I'm taking a lot of pills to voice pills.
0:52.4	Well, professional pills. Pure testosterone. What?
0:56.1	Try and get me into a lower register. That smooth jazz register.
1:01.5	Matt, good to see you. Good to see you.
1:03.6	Sound nice to see you as well. Same.
1:05.6	How about ditto? Does your generation ever say ditto or is it always same?
1:10.0	No. Because my son says same. He goes same.
1:12.9	Does he say same z's?
1:14.4	No, he doesn't do that. He's like a normal kid.
1:18.4	He's holding a giant lollipop and dressed as a sailor in short pants. Same z's.
1:27.8	No, I don't say ditto. No. No, I don't. Do you?
1:31.0	You have never heard you say ditto.
1:32.7	I used to say ditto, daddy, oh, back in the 50s.
1:35.2	Oh. That was a long time ago.
1:37.1	You know, I don't want to blither and blather today because I think this is a kind of an important
1:42.0	podcast. This episode or this podcast in general.
1:44.8	That's a whole podcast. I just think it's a been important part of American history.
1:48.0	Oh, you couldn't even finish the sentence.
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