Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show episode number 68. I'm Bill. That's Wendy. It's the Bill and Wendy show.

Wendy, today's show should be pretty much what we've done for all the other 67 episodes,

except that Jerry Falwell Jr. has asked if he can just sit in the corner of my room and watch us while we record.

That's odd.

I just don't have anything to say to that.

No, I wouldn't either.

Stay away from it.

Please tell me, please tell me that you watched Lucas Gialito's No Hitter Last Night.

Please tell me you did.

I did, in fact, watch it.

It was very exciting around here.

Boy, was it exciting. It really was. For people who don't know, we're taping this episode

the day after this no-hitter. It's Wednesday morning. And I had a feeling early on. I know this

is easy to say now because he got the no-hitter. But around about the fourth or fifth inning, I said to

myself, I don't know that anyone can touch this guy today. He's just a master today. There's nobody

that's going to hit him and nobody hit him. You sound like my husband. Jim was saying the same thing.

And he, with a Breu, he, like his third home run of the night, the other night, Jim's like, he's going to hit a home run again.

And it's like, oh, why don't you play the lottery?

In fact, you did play the lottery.

You gave $20 for White Sox charities and you check the numbers and you're not even close.

Yeah.

I'd rather you win that than call a home runner and no hitter.

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