Bill & Wendy Show - Episode 57 (07_21_20)

The Bill and Wendy Show

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Comedy

2.4 • 610 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Wolf Blitzer has his own soup. Covid and cooties are not the same. Wendy shares some mask-wearing tips.

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody.
0:16.1	Welcome to episode number 57 of our podcast.
0:19.4	I'm Bill F. That's Wendy Snyder. Enjoy yourself. That's why
0:22.6	we're doing it. Hello, Wendy. Hello, Bill. I'm confused about something. I know you were the
0:29.3	campaign manager for the Kanye West presidential bid. Now, is he back? Because if he's back,
0:35.9	okay, because I'd like to get pregnant so I can get a million dollars.
0:39.1	Oh, yeah.
0:39.7	That's one of the policies we're working on.
0:43.2	It was Conway's, I'm going to be honest.
0:45.6	Kanye came up with the idea, but we all love it.
0:48.4	And that's the have a baby, get a check for a million dollars idea.
0:52.9	You're for it?
0:56.2	Yeah, I'm a little old, but I will,
1:03.6	I will, does it count if I get a surrogate? No, you will get the million and the surrogate will also get a million. What about Jim? So you have to split a three ways then?
1:08.8	Jimmy will get a million. And I just got off the phone with Andrew Yang, said, give people a thousand dollars.
1:16.0	No, that's the Andrew Yang way.
1:18.3	The Kanye way is everyone gets a million dollars.
1:21.6	Just for mentioning it, Wendy, I'm going to give you another million.
1:25.9	What is going on with this world?
1:28.7	All right.
1:29.3	In all seriousness, I didn't hear his entire speech because it's like an hour.
1:34.3	Yeah, I didn't either.
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