All right, here we are.

It's the Bill and Wendy's show.

Things are different, both for the show and for the rest of the planet, since we last spoke.

Wendy, our last show was not even two weeks ago, right?

You know what?

I have lost all track of time.

I have to be honest with you.

I don't even know what number of podcasts this is.

Michael Jordan? Yeah, yeah this is. 23, I think. Michael Jordan?

Yeah, yeah.

Michael Jeffrey Jordan.

The last time we sat down together in a studio was it'll be two weeks tomorrow, so 13 days ago.

And, you know, if I may state the most obvious thing in the world, everything has changed. There's not a single thing that's the way it was the last time you and I spoke.

What has changed, Phil?

Well, if the podcast is only a hundred times longer than the hour that we give it, I could tell you,

oh my gosh, we are now living, obviously,

in a science fiction movie. Every science fiction movie you ever saw and you went,

boy, I'm glad this is just a movie, because things would be really ugly if they were like

that. It's become that. All right. It started with social distancing, which I had never heard of

before.

And that was stay away from others, basically.

Right.

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