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The Bill and Wendy Show

Bill & Wendy Show - Episode 20 (03/11/2020)

The Bill and Wendy Show

WLS-AM

Comedy

2.4610 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

What Wendy will be hoarding during the Coronavirus scare. Bill had an unusual high school crush. Washing your hands to songs other than 'Happy Birthday'.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I don't feel the magic until the horn jumps in.

0:19.5

Are you with me?

0:20.6

That's because you're horny.

0:21.6

Well, yeah, that's as a side note, but it's when I hear the, uh, the Chuck Mangione-esque

0:28.2

tones that I say to myself, this is now, it's real.

0:31.1

Oh, you've gone from Herb Alpert to Chuck Mangione.

0:34.9

Yeah.

0:36.6

Yep.

0:56.9

Where is he? I don't know, but now the music's not going off again. I got a fine Chuck Mangione. I thought you just swore. No, I wouldn't. When discussing Chuck Mangione, I would never swear. You just combined find and Chuck. You did. That would be a swear word. That would definitely be a swear word you're right what a way to start show number 20 congratulations wendy 20 shows well if we get through this one

1:03.4

we will if we're still standing at the end of the hour oh then if we're still standing, I have bitten the fear bug.

1:12.5

Are you on all panic mode already?

1:14.2

I'm getting there.

1:14.9

Yeah.

1:15.1

I have not been very worried about the coronavirus at all.

1:19.0

And then over the weekend, you know, I subscribe to a lot of news channels, so I get a lot of alerts on my phone.

1:25.7

Yeah.

1:26.1

Which wake me up in the middle of the night because I hear the zh.

1:29.2

And then I look at my phone and it's like, okay, no one over 60 should leave the house and should stock up on all supplies.

1:36.9

I'm pretty close to 60.

1:39.9

It's down the road a little bit, but you can see it.

1:43.3

Why is 60 the cutoff?

1:44.8

Why not 55?

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