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three certificate number 19544, Bill W.

Hi everybody, my name is Tara and I'm an alcoholic.

I want to thank the group for inviting me to speak and I want that one of my

So we've talked about a lot of different religious movements some that we might qualify as cults.

We like weird sects and cults and homegrown charismatic prophets of all kinds.

Right, and we've referred, I think, tangentially to the various practices that you and I have,

personal practices, personal religious practices. that you're a black

a black Muslim.

A lot of people don't know that's right.

That's right.

Elage Mohammed is my one true prophet.

You're always eating granola or no way what's the thing they sell?

Some kind of musly hand pie. Yeah. Strawberry tarts. I have no idea what it is. But you are a

you're a member of a religion, one of the major religions.

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