This is Frank Skinner. This is Absolute Radio.

Hello, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

Listen, don't text the show today because we are not live for various reasons.

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So we exist, but we are not part of the time vortex.

Do we exist Frank?

Pardon?

Do we exist Frank? I was being like a French philosophy friend of yours and we were just making goal wards in a cafe.

Yeah, okay. Well, I drink there for I am, which is the reason I used to say a lot in the 80s.

So I'll let them welcome. I can't actually see Alan and Emily, but it's lovely to just feel where, to feel the love down the line.

What are you wearing?

What am I wearing? I'm wearing, you remember someone sent us a free Lewis Jessman t-shirt.

Oh, it's good, though. I've got one.

I've, I've, yeah, I've ball-dog clipped it into a man Keeney.

That's what I've done.

No, but I think I've got, I've got less to, to, to call for.

So I, yeah, it's okay, as long as you don't sit on the clip.

If you sit on the clip, it all springs up into a crop top.

Oh, anyway, you don't want to hear about that.

I'm wearing a hoodie that I got given by a friend who used to have a sort of skiwear business

and it went bust and it gave me lots of hoodies and I love them.

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