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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Bill Lawrence

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.59K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Bill Lawrence (creator of Scrubs, Ted Lasso, Spin City and more!) makes it weird! Watch the video of the podcast here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's morning in New York.

0:06.2

Hey, everybody, I'm Mandy Patinkin.

0:08.7

And I'm Catherine Grady.

0:09.8

And we have a new podcast.

0:11.7

It's called Don't Listen to Us.

0:14.1

Many of you've asked for our advice.

0:16.1

Tell me, what is wrong with you people?

0:19.2

Don't listen to us.

0:20.2

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0:23.6

premiering October 15th, a Lemonada Media Original.

0:33.2

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0:35.8

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0:57.6

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1:04.3

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1:08.2

and listen to every episode of season three, ad-free. You made it weird. With Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? This is the incredible Bill Lawrence, the creator of Scrubs. Ever heard of it? The creator of Ted Lassow. Ever heard of it? Cougar Town, Spin City. This dude has created so many incredible and hilarious television shows.

1:46.3

I'm thrilled to have met him, and I'm thrilled to have gotten him through that boy,

1:52.1

Zach Braff, to agree to come on the show. He's a delight. It was like chatting with a comic.

1:57.3

He's funny. He's fast. He's interesting. And he's a wonderful dad. That's really the biggest takeaway I took. I was like, this guy's like dad goals for me. Really sweet, sweet dad. So I'm really excited for you guys to hear this episode. Only a couple things to plug up top. If you're in L.A., Bill talks about coming to my Largo show. We talk a little bit about him seeing me there. I do that once a month at the theater called Largo in LA. Go to Largo-L-A.com. The next one is on August 5th. Actually, this will be out after that, but there will be one in September. There's one every month. So just look for Pete Holmes, living at Largo. Go to Largo-Dash-L-A.com for tickets. And if you go to peteholmes.com, you'll see all my tour dates in one place. I'm going to be in Denver, St. Louis, Bloomington, Indiana. They'll all be on petehomes.com. Thanks to everybody who's come out so far, and I'm excited to see everybody who will be coming out in the future. They're great shows. Super fun. Highlight of my month is to tour around and do these shows with you guys. So I hope you can make it peteholmes.com. And if you like this show, why not try a pete's pick? If you're new to the show, we only do ads for things that I actually use and love like modern mammals. Look at my hair right now. I washed my hair today.

3:09.7

It used to be in the past that if I washed my hair, I would hide my brittle hay hair, this

3:15.2

disturbed, fluffy nonsense under a hat for two, sometimes, three days, or I'd have to fill it

3:21.8

with all these artificial products to kind of make it look like I hadn't just washed it. It was terrible. And I literally had my hair person and my dear friend, Cat, was like, Pete, you need to wash your hair. It's getting disgusting. So it's like, I don't know what to do. Luckily, I found modern mammals. The only non-shampo shampoo shampoo I found that not only doesn't fry out and make your hair dry and look horrible,

3:43.1

but it actually makes it look great. It makes me want to wash my hair. It makes me wash my hair

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