Bill Hader Returns

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Actor, writer, and director Bill Hader feels tired about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Bill returns to chat with Conan once more about his favorite bits to do at parties, the timelessness of quality storytelling, and writing Barry backwards from its narrative conclusion. Later, Conan celebrates Matt Gourley’s birthday by exposing shocking details from his own lurid past. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	My name's Charles Brottsitt and I feel surly.
0:05.0	That's it, we're using that as the opening.
0:10.0	But it is not Charles Bronson.
0:12.0	In fact, it is me, Bill Hader.
0:14.0	And I feel tired about being called Brian Strang.
0:21.0	It's a lot of work, isn't it?
0:24.0	Fall is here, here and now, back to school.
0:28.0	Ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose,
0:33.0	Climb the fence, books and pens.
0:35.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:39.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:44.0	Hello there, welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend.
0:48.0	Joined by my good chums.
0:50.0	Sonny Wolfsessian.
0:51.0	Hi.
0:52.0	Hi.
0:53.0	How are you?
0:54.0	I'm doing all right.
0:55.0	You're doing fine.
0:56.0	You're doing great.
0:57.0	Okay, thanks for answering for me.
0:58.0	Sure, yeah.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Team Coco & Earwolf, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Team Coco & Earwolf and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.